love.....

Unrequited love is like a broken boomerang.
I've had a few women break my boomerang in my life :-)

the good and the bad of relationships

I was once engaged to a woman who said she loved me more than life itself.
She was also suicidal.....

cats vs. dogs - on guard

Dogs are good at guarding doors.
But in my experience(s) with cats, they will always let me in, but never let meow-t

cats vs. dogs - muse and mews

A dog sees a cat as just so many "mews".
A cat sees a dog as a muse to do diabolical things to.