musically speaking

When asked how I feel......my new line is, I feel fit as a fiddle, that is badly out of tune.....

catitude

I was in a Dollar Store the other day, and they must have had the "oldies" channel playing.
The one song - an oldie by Paul Simon was playing. I always used to think a cat had written the song - as I originally thought the name of the song was, "You can call MEOW".........

I'm j-j-j-just s-s-s-s-aying.....

I don't stutter.
I am just OCD about pronouncing certain parts of some words.