life is a beach?

cats vs. dogs
More and more beaches permit dogs, and it seems dogs enjoy it.
Cats would never go for such, as they'd wonder what would be fun about hanging out in a giant litter box?

cats vs. dogs - a new leash on life

A dog associates a leash with going for a walk.
A cat with a lisp signs one before moving into a new apartment.

cats vs. dogs - who let the cats out

Dogs probably walk around hearing that song "who let the dogs out" play in their heads.
cats hear that song playing and raise their paws

cats vs. dogs - state of mind

Favorite state for cats to live in : Mew Jersey
Favorite state for dogs to live in : Barkansas

cats vs. dogs - on guard

Dogs are good at guarding doors.
But in my experience(s) with cats, they will always let me in, but never let meow-t

cats vs. dogs - muse and mews

A dog sees a cat as just so many "mews".
A cat sees a dog as a muse to do diabolical things to.

cats vs. dogs - hot under the collar

Dogs associate a collar, as something they wear.
A tomcat thinks of collar as what he promises to do later to a female cat after a Saturday night together

cats vs dogs - slippers

You can train a dog to fetch your slippers.
A cat will go on Craigslist to find a pair of slippers someone is giving away for you.

cats vs. dogs - criminal intent

cats vs. dogs
For dogs digging is an instinctual activity.
Cats first draw a chalk line around the dog's body and THEN dig the hole to toss the dog into after first putting on gloves to avoid leaving any finger prints/ped prints.

cats vs. dogs - man's best friend

Dogs are said to be man's best friend.
Cats will "friend" you on Facebook, but pretend to be asleep and ignore you repeatedly calling their name....

cats vs. dogs - sit up and beg

Dogs can be taught to sit up and beg.
Cats will go online and write snarky yelp reviews...

cats vs. dogs - logs

What do you call a dog on a fallen tree? Bark
What do you call a cat on a fallen tree? A catalog

cats vs. dogs - mute button

Dogs may hit the mute button on your tv remote thinking it says 'mutt'.
Cats will instead frantically hit the mute button, while pointing it at the dog.
Some really perfectionist cats will get a label maker and make a label that says 'mewt' for the remote