Merger??

one thing at a time

when NOT to multi-task : I was using the phone while using the bathroom. Think I had a data leak.

"touching" moments

For a costume party my ex went as a clown, I didn't wear a costume. When we got home I felt funny and she felt stupid. #goofy #mesocorny

philisophical prop-pewsition

"I stink, therefore I am - alone", said the wise and startled skunk. #mesocorny #laughitsgoodforyou

eye think, therefore I am (confused)

my ophthalmologist told me I have lazy eye, I think of it as being more of a laid back and unmotivated eye #iamnotperfect #laughatmyexpense

you CAN do it

The scenes in this clip are of Rob Schneider saying the words that truly should be part of the inner dialogue of everyone. Especially at those times when you question if you can do something.
The phrase is so simple, but sometimes the most simple things are the best.

lost

Thought I'd take a trip "down memory lane", but I got a "GPS signal not found" in my mind. #itwillgetbetter

old school - double meanings

Fossilize : what older persons have OR when something becomes a fossil, or am I being repetitious? #definition #youshouldsmile