a "great" day

The way we use language is entertaining to me. Like when people use sarcasm....here's a funny memory of mine.
I meet up with a friend, who say, "Man I'm having a great day".
I say, "What do you mean?"
Friend replies, "This morning my car had to get jump started, then on the way here, I get a speeding ticket".
To which I say, "See? That's the difference between you and I, you have such a positive attitude. If it were me and my car had to get jump started AND I got a speeding ticket, that'd be a bad day"

rote is right

A friend ridiculed me for having so many books, saying, "that's why I have a phone". I replied, "But I can donate books and still make phone calls". #oldschool

can't see the invisble man?

I've been texting using invisible text for my posts on Facebook.
It is either working VERY well, OR my "friends" have mislabelled themselves?

when is a compliment not a compliment?

I overheard two people talking, one said to the other, "it's good to see you again, you are my oldest friend".
Hmm....."oldest friend"? Not "best" friend?
I'm guessing the speaker must be a politician to word the "compliment" as such:)

friends

#Friends are the only gift you give back but never return. #reasonstosmile

annoyances in life

Good #friends are like tattoos that you carry with you. Questionable "friends" are those who are like herpes (from what I have read), they pop up from time to time at their convenience to annoy you.

it's in the numbers

The true friends I can count on, I can count on one hand.
Whereas, those I cannot count on - requires but one finger..........

by the numbers

Too many people worry about the number of friends they have in social media.
The only number that matters to me is that my real friends are the ones I can count on - in good times AND bad.
I've lost count of how many times some people have claimed to be busy or whatever - and yet they'll be posting to Facebook. So they are either not all THAT busy, or just really stupid to think their posts are what - invisible to the people they are obviously avoiding?

what really counts

The number of true friends I have is finite.
How much they mean to me is infinite.

friends,liars and fires

I'm not like many people who claim to have thousands of "friends".
My friends are my true friends. I mean - I can't stand liars. So I am cognizant of the company I keep.
To me - if you hang with liars, it's like sitting on a stove - eventually you'll get your ass burned.