Memorable?

I’d rather be forgotten, than remembered incorrectly.

Why Geno is last on the ice.

Sid explains why Geno goes out on the ice last
Let's Go Pens!

Shakespeare

Would a person who is both a urologist and a Shakespearian actor use the line, "to pee or not to pee"? #badpuns

hot topic?!

Ever changing language. How soon until news stories begin referring to arsonists as trailblazers? #speech #newterms

Planning 4 the future

I'm looking to get a "likes" button on my tombstone.
Eventually, everyone will be a follower.

Twitter is like shampoo?

A former co-worker I know has a good following on Twitter. From what I can tell it's sort of like shampoo directions : Tweet, Retweet, Repeat?

would you care for some more whine?

I like to peruse social media with a beverage (right now it's coffee). Some people prefer to have a little whine while posting. #dontsweattheSMALLstuff

what room has only two walls?

I've often wondered if there used to be rooms with only two walls every time I hear the term "wall to wall" carpeting?
I mean, shouldn't it be "walls to walls" carpeting?

one thing at a time

when NOT to multi-task : I was using the phone while using the bathroom. Think I had a data leak.

"touching" moments

For a costume party my ex went as a clown, I didn't wear a costume. When we got home I felt funny and she felt stupid. #goofy #mesocorny

beets + Fakebook = dislikes

I'm a simple person, there's only 2 things I dislike. Beets & phony people on Facebook. #visualhumor #haveagoodday

which way do I go...

I have a bad sense of direction, yesterday instead of taking the fork in the road, I took the spoon in the road and went in circles for hours.

dual careers?

Could someone who is both an attorney and an audiologist conduct a competency "hearing"?

no rest for the weary

Some people follow their dreams, some are just sleep walking thru life. Me? I'm an insomniac. Not a joke or pun, just where I am at in my life.

are "tweets" catchy?

Do people not retweet due to a fear of catching a textually transmitted disease?

give the people what they want

I used to do voice impressions of people at work to break up the monotony.
A female co-worker once said to me, "Wow, you are good at imitating people, can you do me?"

looks can be deceiving

Not everyone who has a big house worked hard, and not everyone who worked hard has a big house.

true values

Fame may be nice, material possessions may be good. But u can't put a price on a smile. And a helping hand - invaluable. #payitforward #whatreallycounts