catch 22 in 2019

Being a celebrity gets you followers on social media and getting followers gets you celebrity?? #catch22 #conundrum

food for thought

"That which doesn't kill me can only make me stronger", said the mouse after eating the cat. #gettingthelastlaugh

a touching moment?

A girlfriend once told me I made her feel stupid. I told her it was up to her if she touched me or not. #relationships

heartbreak repair

When someone breaks your heart, remember that there's someone out there that is the glue to reassemble all those pieces. #brokenheart #youdeservebetter

lost

Thought I'd take a trip "down memory lane", but I got a "GPS signal not found" in my mind. #itwillgetbetter

a case of mistaken identi-bee

Not up on pop culture? > > Cardi B

world's worst barber

Cutting your own hair is like peeing in the shower - it's something you don't want anyone else to see. #hownottosavemoney

friends

#Friends are the only gift you give back but never return. #reasonstosmile

old school - double meanings

Fossilize : what older persons have OR when something becomes a fossil, or am I being repetitious? #definition #youshouldsmile

getting schooled?

Things I did or didn't learn in school. A paramecium is either a single-celled protist or a couple of meciums? #schoolmemories #biology

what is doable?

doable: what a cow does. #definition

not who you want to be

I'm the type person that if some stole my identity, they'd return it. #youshouldlaugh

you deserve better

anyone who is not there for you in bad and or tough times does not deserve to be around you in good times. #youdeservebetter

burned

"A watched pot never boils", said the guy with a scorched pot. #goofy #wisdumb

equipment malfunction

misdirection : the condition for which Viagra is prescribed. #definition

seasoning

Had a friend lamenting about getting grey hairs. I explained, that the "salt and pepper" they are seeing is "seasoning". And seasoning can be used to enhance the flavor of something. Life can make us into "seasoned" pros from our experiences. #lifeslessons

bird's eye view

National Pie Day

It's National Pie Day, I'll have to settle for the second choice in my image.

#NationalPieDay
I just was informed that there is in fact a Pi Day.

annoyances in life

Good #friends are like tattoos that you carry with you. Questionable "friends" are those who are like herpes (from what I have read), they pop up from time to time at their convenience to annoy you.

growth

Make a #difference, rather than recirculating the BS you see, hear and or read - be the fertilizer that grows a better world.

be the difference

Make a #difference, when you feel hate, instead create.

Home Speech - Garden State

This scene from the movie "Garden State" is so touching to me. Especially the line, "it's like you feel #homesick for a place that doesn't even exist"....

That is how I feel, not because the people that made it "home" are gone, but who I was - is (gone).

word of the moment

highway : what it's like to be in a state where marijuana is legalized #definition

Shakespeare for "visual" people

#Shakespeare for "visual" people

in my own words

# inmyownwords snarcastic : a combination of being snarky and sarcastic

word of the moment

monkey : what is used in a monastery to unlock doors #definition

pre spellcheck

A friend of mine in the late 80s got a job as a public defender. The printer delivered her business cards. They had omitted the "l" in public defender :) #typos

lazy cat quote

"Build a better #mousetrap, and the world will beat a path to your door", said every lazy #cat

word of the moment

detention : what is adjusted to tune the 4th string on a guitar #definition

Music to recharge and focus

First for those unfamiliar, Anoushka Shankar and Norah Jones are half-sisters. They are both daughters of Ravi Shankar. To me, this song is both soothing and invigvorating.