inevitable...

One of the sayings I created long, long ago is : destiny can be delayed, but never denied.

never shall the twain meet......

One of the sayings in life I created is : pettiness and greatness never intersect.

cats vs. dogs - a new leash on life

A dog associates a leash with going for a walk.
A cat with a lisp signs one before moving into a new apartment.

cats vs. dogs - who let the cats out

Dogs probably walk around hearing that song "who let the dogs out" play in their heads.
cats hear that song playing and raise their paws

cats vs. dogs - state of mind

Favorite state for cats to live in : Mew Jersey
Favorite state for dogs to live in : Barkansas