beets + Fakebook = dislikes

I'm a simple person, there's only 2 things I dislike. Beets & phony people on Facebook. #visualhumor #haveagoodday

Parrot = Facebook

I always wanted to get a parrot, but I'm frugal. So to hear the same things repeated over and over again, I go on Facebook (which I tongue and cheek, refer to as Fakebook). #overandoveragain

can't see the invisble man?

I've been texting using invisible text for my posts on Facebook.
It is either working VERY well, OR my "friends" have mislabelled themselves?

cats vs. dogs - man's best friend

Dogs are said to be man's best friend.
Cats will "friend" you on Facebook, but pretend to be asleep and ignore you repeatedly calling their name....

by the numbers

Too many people worry about the number of friends they have in social media.
The only number that matters to me is that my real friends are the ones I can count on - in good times AND bad.
I've lost count of how many times some people have claimed to be busy or whatever - and yet they'll be posting to Facebook. So they are either not all THAT busy, or just really stupid to think their posts are what - invisible to the people they are obviously avoiding?