a "great" day

The way we use language is entertaining to me. Like when people use sarcasm....here's a funny memory of mine.
I meet up with a friend, who say, "Man I'm having a great day".
I say, "What do you mean?"
Friend replies, "This morning my car had to get jump started, then on the way here, I get a speeding ticket".
To which I say, "See? That's the difference between you and I, you have such a positive attitude. If it were me and my car had to get jump started AND I got a speeding ticket, that'd be a bad day"

beets + Fakebook = dislikes

I'm a simple person, there's only 2 things I dislike. Beets & phony people on Facebook. #visualhumor #haveagoodday

philisophical prop-pewsition

"I stink, therefore I am - alone", said the wise and startled skunk. #mesocorny #laughitsgoodforyou

can't see the invisble man?

I've been texting using invisible text for my posts on Facebook.
It is either working VERY well, OR my "friends" have mislabelled themselves?

a case of mistaken identi-bee

Not up on pop culture? > > Cardi B

burned

"A watched pot never boils", said the guy with a scorched pot. #goofy #wisdumb

and the beak shall inherit the earth?