Showing posts with label a picture is worth a thousand smirks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label a picture is worth a thousand smirks. Show all posts

Friday, March 01, 2019

have a good life...


bend, but do not break,
leave more than you take,
make every word count and be true,
don't fear saying I love you,
live not to be in the spotlight,
embrace forgiveness and what is right,
respect those who have come before,
have what you need and not more,
value more than the dollar sign,
then you will see, and not be blind.

These are but my simple words that I impart so they may help even but one person....

Wednesday, February 06, 2019

beets + Fakebook = dislikes

I'm a simple person, there's only 2 things I dislike. Beets & phony people on Facebook. #visualhumor #haveagoodday

Tuesday, February 05, 2019

which way do I go...

I have a bad sense of direction, yesterday instead of taking the fork in the road, I took the spoon in the road and went in circles for hours.

Tuesday, January 29, 2019

linguistic math?

If a paramedic is a person trained to give emergency medical care - would two such trained personnel be called a quartetamedics?

Monday, January 14, 2019

catching more flies? why?

The old expression goes, "You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar”.
Wait, I usually see flies congregating around trash or feces or such...?