cats vs dogs - slippers

You can train a dog to fetch your slippers.
A cat will go on Craigslist to find a pair of slippers someone is giving away for you.

greed

"where there's a will there's a way", said the #greedy relative upon finding out about their inheritance at the "will" being read.

Sunday night tunes...

Some fantastic tunes to unwind on a Sunday night with. The artist is Eddie Hazel, one of my favorite guitarists. He left this world in 1992, but left a very serious mark in the music world. First with Parliament Funkadelic (if you are into amazing guitar work, you should check out "Maggot Brain" from the P-Funk album of the same name), and with a number of solo releases (though not nearly enough in my opinion).
Eddie was posthumously inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1997 as part of Parliament Funkadelic.

cats vs. dogs - criminal intent

cats vs. dogs
For dogs digging is an instinctual activity.
Cats first draw a chalk line around the dog's body and THEN dig the hole to toss the dog into after first putting on gloves to avoid leaving any finger prints/ped prints.

cats vs. dogs - man's best friend

Dogs are said to be man's best friend.
Cats will "friend" you on Facebook, but pretend to be asleep and ignore you repeatedly calling their name....

slick wisdom

Grace Slick famously said, "when you are old, you should be heard but not seen. When you are young you should be seen and not heard"

wisdom where least expected

I read one of the most brilliant things while reading horoscopes, "Don't live in fear of what might happen when you should be making things happen".

Music to battle the flu

I am on day #4 of THE WORST case of the flu I have ever had. And this is one of the songs I have been repeating over and over and over as I writhe and flop around under the covers whilst I try to break this fever....

cats vs. dogs - sit up and beg

Dogs can be taught to sit up and beg.
Cats will go online and write snarky yelp reviews...

Just in time for Halloween

ELVIRA - 2 Big Pumpkins Official Music Video

aquatic lesson learned

All my life, cats were always a part of my home - that is until a few years back.
Sadly no cats in my home, just an aquarium......
I did learn something recently - it was a waste to put the teeny tiny flea collars on the fish.....

Geno funny moments

LET'S GO PENS!