can't see the invisble man?

I've been texting using invisible text for my posts on Facebook.
It is either working VERY well, OR my "friends" have mislabelled themselves?

when is a compliment not a compliment?

I overheard two people talking, one said to the other, "it's good to see you again, you are my oldest friend".
Hmm....."oldest friend"? Not "best" friend?
I'm guessing the speaker must be a politician to word the "compliment" as such:)

humor for the halibut

catch 22 in 2019

Being a celebrity gets you followers on social media and getting followers gets you celebrity?? #catch22 #conundrum

food for thought

"That which doesn't kill me can only make me stronger", said the mouse after eating the cat. #gettingthelastlaugh

a touching moment?

A girlfriend once told me I made her feel stupid. I told her it was up to her if she touched me or not. #relationships

heartbreak repair

When someone breaks your heart, remember that there's someone out there that is the glue to reassemble all those pieces. #brokenheart #youdeservebetter

lost

Thought I'd take a trip "down memory lane", but I got a "GPS signal not found" in my mind. #itwillgetbetter

a case of mistaken identi-bee

Not up on pop culture? > > Cardi B

world's worst barber

Cutting your own hair is like peeing in the shower - it's something you don't want anyone else to see. #hownottosavemoney

friends

#Friends are the only gift you give back but never return. #reasonstosmile

old school - double meanings

Fossilize : what older persons have OR when something becomes a fossil, or am I being repetitious? #definition #youshouldsmile