balancing act

Reality is the ultimate equalizer...

musically speaking

When asked how I feel......my new line is, I feel fit as a fiddle, that is badly out of tune.....

inevitable...

One of the sayings I created long, long ago is : destiny can be delayed, but never denied.

never shall the twain meet......

One of the sayings in life I created is : pettiness and greatness never intersect.

cats vs. dogs - a new leash on life

A dog associates a leash with going for a walk.
A cat with a lisp signs one before moving into a new apartment.

cats vs. dogs - who let the cats out

Dogs probably walk around hearing that song "who let the dogs out" play in their heads.
cats hear that song playing and raise their paws

cats vs. dogs - state of mind

Favorite state for cats to live in : Mew Jersey
Favorite state for dogs to live in : Barkansas

love.....

Unrequited love is like a broken boomerang.
I've had a few women break my boomerang in my life :-)

the good and the bad of relationships

I was once engaged to a woman who said she loved me more than life itself.
She was also suicidal.....

cats vs. dogs - on guard

Dogs are good at guarding doors.
But in my experience(s) with cats, they will always let me in, but never let meow-t

cats vs. dogs - muse and mews

A dog sees a cat as just so many "mews".
A cat sees a dog as a muse to do diabolical things to.

cats vs. dogs - hot under the collar

Dogs associate a collar, as something they wear.
A tomcat thinks of collar as what he promises to do later to a female cat after a Saturday night together